1. thefuuuucomics:

    1. He dances like this at parties

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    2. He can do this with his face

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    3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass

    4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot

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    5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general

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    classy as fuck

    6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF, and encourages his fans to petition and donate with him. Leo helps save tigers and elephants and whales and more. He donated a fucking million dollars to Haiti. He had a giant birthday party, but all the guests had to donate money for wildlife efforts. When he won his ONLY Golden Globe for The Aviator, in his speech he urged the audience to contribute to the earthquake relief at that time. He is currently taking a break with acting to rest and to focus more on this stuff. He is a fucking green superhero

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    that is a candid photo bitch

    7. He has been besties with Kate Winslet since Titanic, he even made a ring for her, and he spoils her kids. Kate’s ex husbands are all scared of Leo because Kate loves him so much and he could probably beat them up if they ever hurt her and they should get married but that’s a whole other damn story just look at them

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    ps kate says of all her sex scenes she does in films (like a lot) she liked working with him the best. damn girl just friends?

    8. He has also been besties with Tobey Maguire since they were little kids and they are such dorks

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    9. This picture

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    wtf.

    are you not in love yet

    10. He grew up in a shitty ghetto area of LA surrounded by crime and drugs, so he vowed never to get involved with that stuff. Have you seen a mug shot of him? Noooo

    11. Lol when his hair gets too long he wears a fucking headband

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    12. He’s ironing on a fucking roof

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    13. The fact that he always fucking walks like this

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    he just loves to walk okay

    14. He is just a classy, suave motherfucker

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    15. Also as serious as he seems most of the time, he used to do photo-shoots like this:

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  3. supjerbear:

    Photographer’s girlfriend leads him around the world

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  4. BABY CHINCHILLA!!!!!!

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    canbefit:
“ amen
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    onyourmark:
“ I’m physically incapable of twerking…
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lmao!

    onyourmark:

    I’m physically incapable of twerking…

    lmao!

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  7. andithevillian:
“ This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example.
”

    andithevillian:

    This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example.

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    I found this so funny for some reason

    I found this so funny for some reason

     
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    Similar-ish conversation/ idea was had. Interesting to see it put into a poem.

    Similar-ish conversation/ idea was had. Interesting to see it put into a poem.

     
  10. wesquick:
“ catladysoul:
“ how the fuck do cats even work
”
wat
”

    wesquick:

    catladysoul:

    how the fuck do cats even work

    wat

    (via sadskeletonsex)